The last thing you'd expect, when you pop out for a quiet drink in the middle of the week, is to stumble across those ZZ Top bearded, pipe smoking, chunky knit jumper wearing CAMRA hoodlums holding one of their wild parties! And yes, one of them was smoking a pipe!
Unfortunately, due to my impulsive nature, it wasn't long before I got swept away on the moment and started gawping at my pint, swilling it around and sniffing at it.
Life doesn't get much racier than that!
Now I'm going to be late for work (again), but this time armed with a dialogue that will, at some point, have my boss begging me to "shut up, forget it and get on with my work"!
Hats off to you, Campaign For Repetitive Argument!
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6 years ago
4 comments:
The pipe smoking one was seen consuming vast quantities of chilli, I would imagine that his a-hole is on fire this morning. Those CAMRA bods know how to enjoy themselves and they never suffer from constipation.
I presume he calls the one he chucks the beer down his 'b-hole'.
C-hole, eat it?
Yes, I saw people wobbling and juggling paper plates full of chilli around. At one point, it smelled like the pot had caught fire!
As you say, party animals the lot of 'em.
'C-hole, eat it?'?
How crude!
You'd best pass on your details dear. Comments like that need sitting on!
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