Friday, August 21, 2009

Mud Slinging, With The Nappies Still Attached.

Would it be cynical of me to propose that the latest rattle slinging match, between two of Thanet's most prominent, pouting, thumb sucking, political babies, may be contrived?
Haven't we seen these smoke-screens before, when a whole other issue needs to be ignored by the 'stender benders (that large slice of the voting public, who like a bit of scandal)?
Seems to me that certain people may be labouring to be conservative with the truth, here!

No doubt it'll all come out in the back-wash.

6 comments:

Ramsgate born and bred said...

Whats all that about got a link perchance?????

Anonymous said...

According to Mark's blog a senior Thanet tory appears to be mediating between the two.

As I understand it Simon's cllr predecessor, Ms Chater, was deselected which enabled Simon to stand for office.

The tories may be anxious that Mark's questions do not become too retrospective given recent events in Thanet.

Anonymous said...

it all goes on dont it

Lucy Mail said...

If you were to read other Thanet blogs, Ramsgate Bored and Bred, you wouldn't need one.

4:20 Probably, but who cares.

9:21 In an infinite Universe, it would have to, wouldn't it!

Beer me up Scotty said...

As ever you're right Lucy. There is something going on, and this is all bread and circuses to keep the masses happy.

As will shortly be revealed, earth has in fact been taken over by a hostile race of aliens from the planet Corrupticon, who have selected Thanet as their base. We have witnessed several UFO incidents over our skies in the past few weeks. These were scout ships and I am reliably informed the mother ship will be landing at Manston once their android agent Matt Clarke gives them the go-ahead.

They will then demand to be taken to our leader, Sandy Ezekiel, for formal negotiations. However, this will be a ruse to prevent our armed forces from going on full alert. Once they have cloned hundreds of thousands of Ezekiels, nothing will be able to stop them from destroying civilisation as we know it.

Lucy Mail said...

So long as they don't land at night!
They'll have blogs all over them like a rash!