Great to hear that Margate is about to be promoted by a convicted criminal.
How appropriate!
And encouraging to note that he'll be performing this feat by demonstrating how to drink lager.
Rumour has it that he'll also be partaking of a stick of rock, though, presumably, it'll be someone else's, as at 80 years of age, it's unlikely to be his own!
Gracious me, I wonder how much HIS soiled bedsheets will be worth, after this extravaganza?
I also wonder if he'll be going home with the standard Margate gift pack? A crutch full of sand, a box of matches, a dodgy carpet deal and a much heightened appreciation of just about anywhere else in the Country!
I'd be interested to know how Tony Bignose (Flob, to his friend) feels about all this, as the work that he does just encourages this type of criminal behaviour!
Coming Back With Front.
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Good grief, this thing is still here? Doesn't Blogger ever put it's rubbish
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6 years ago
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He's probably been dreaming all these years of the pier, Dreamland, the quarterdeck, the Jamaica Bar, the lido swimming pool, the cinema, Butlins hotel.....
We'll just have to tell him the place was robbed... by a succession of corrupt and incompetent councils!
I hope he doesn't play up on the train, on the way home.
Or just tell him that it was 'council trained'.
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