A questionable rumour has been circulating in certain circles of late!
It seems that TDC are going to pull out all the stops to get Margate back on the map.
One or two ideas have already been purloined by the top secret (until now) organisation, The Ramsgate Amateur Spy Training Association (RASTA).
1. Arlington House to be handed over to local businessman, Sir James Good'un, who will be lending a less conspicuous look to the 'work of architectural genius' by reducing it in size, somewhat. The work, when started, is expected to be completed in about 12 hours.
2. Winter Gardens to be renamed Summer Allotments and to become holiday home for local vegetables during the 'busy' season, allowing tourists to enjoy the seafront without being hindered.
3. New pier to be built. Taking into account the technical difficulties experienced with the last pier, the new pier will run from the main beach to the clock tower, thus avoiding problems with salt water corrosion. No adverse traffic problems (other than those currently in force) are expected in conjunction with this project.
4. Large gold tooth to be erected on site of 'local businessmans' former restructuring project, pending planning permission.
5. Seagulls to be rounded up and relocated to south side of the island.
May I be the first to wish them good luck and Godspeed with this ambitious undertaking.
Coming Back With Front.
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Good grief, this thing is still here? Doesn't Blogger ever put it's rubbish
out for the binmen?
6 years ago
1 comment:
Is this anything to do with Daft Aider and the Dark Side.
And perhaps your new self could utalise the Gold Tooth. Alternitivly you could always site a wheel in the gap.
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