Sunday, June 18, 2006

Wine, Women and Thong.

Three things, in my experience, that do not mix at all well.
I really must make a point of going 'commando', in future, if I'm gonna crack open that second bottle!
Bloody things are like bolas when inexpertly operated.
Lord knows how I'm going to explain the big bruise on my forehead at work tomorrow?

2 comments:

Snailspace said...

What the hell wer you doing whirling them round your head in the first place.
I think a tad more restraint is in order.

Lucy Mail said...

Part of my exercise regime. 20 cartwheels before bed every night.