Upon returning from the not-so-fashionable Western Spiral Arm of Ramsgate, last night, with a bunch of friends, we decided to pop in for a quick Leffe and a laugh. Having noticed, of late, that The Crowman's nemesis seems to be emptying the till every half-hour, presumably to satisfy his newly aquired 'money monitors' that the takings are now being filed correctly and that they will be getting their leccy money back (with a small donation going into the toilet restoration fund, which I'm led to believe now stands at £18-73), we thought it would be quite funny to hide the thing.
Being sure that noone spotted us, it took him less than a minute to find it.
We were all a little astonished, and suitably impressed, having hidden it in a place that we were quite sure that he never visited!
Still, on the bright side, at least he's aware of the appaling state of his toilets, now!
3 comments:
A friend of yours, then?
He's not that much more attractive than the wrinkley old money bags that I've just spent the last month with!
I don't think I'm quite as intimate with the bearded fella as you were with the semi-octogenarian, though I know quite a few people that would like to 'proper f*ck' him.
Let's hope he's now cleaned the, er, bathroom tissue off the ceilings then.
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