Being a bit of a cider fan (you can't beat a Magners with half a bucket of ice in it), I thought I'd better haul ass to the cider festival at Churchills, at the weekend.
My word, that stuff they were serving does for your legs!!!
When it was all over, it took me about ten minutes to get up the stairs to the bar, where they had a band playing. I don't remember too much about what they were playing but found myself unable to stop dancing to it, every time I tried to move around the place.
I'm starting to gain an idea of why it's so heavily rumoured that incest is rife in the Westcountry. It's going to be a bit difficult to go out and extend your gene pool if you can't walk more than three or four steps without going arse over tit, isn't it!
The Bull's Hit.
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West Country Rhyme
Beer on cider
Make you a good rider
Cider on beer
Make you a bit queer
Very good.
The tricky bit is getting him to drink them in the right order, though.
I can see me spending all evening (and all of my money) on that one!
Is any man worth that for a drunken mauling?
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