I am, in fact, Kate Mulgrew (Captain Katherine Janeway from Star Trek Voyager), and have been secretly living in Ramsgate since the last of the seasons ended.
A high accolade for Ramsgate, indeed, when you consider that I could have chosen just about anywhere in the Galaxy to live, in my retirement!
You won't recognise me on the street, of course, since taking on board a few hints and tips from a shape shifting Andorian friend of mine, I can mimic just about anyone.
Though it is nice to get home of an evening and relax into my own body.
Please feel free to go ahead and make your childish sexual references to that, if you wish!
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And there was me hoping you were Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck) from BSG. Still, with your shape-shifting abilities, I suppose you could be! Ah, the woman of my dreams!!!
This can only mean that Peter Checksfield is a Klingon battleship Commander sent here to pursue you.
That would explain his desire to get his kit off as polyester really chafes on the scales.
I think you've got Peter all wrong, anony. He's not a Klingon at all, but their mortal enemy, Polygeminus grex (Tribble) of Iota Geminorum IV, albeit a particularly depilated example of the species.
I'd really love to see him in mohair but, of course, he won't, as that'd probably blow his cover!
OMG if this is true I'll give you £300.00 for some rumpy pumpy as long as you wear, hmmm, the Star Trek stuff ;) It'll be the easiest 30 seconds work you've ever had.
Where, anywhere in any of my scribblings, did I ever indicate that I was a prostitute, you almost terminally cheeky git?
If you like a bit of spanky spanky, dear, I'd happily change your mind about that for free!
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