Is having a wee really so boring for men that they have to entertain themselves by drawing pictures on my bathroom floor while they do it?
It does beg the question of how the population keeps rising, when it seems imposible for the average male to hit a target the size of a toilet bowl!
And there seems to be no remorse about it, either.
After marching the offender to my bathroom and demanding to know what the hell that puddle on the floor is all about, I was told that it was meant to be a shamrock but, running out halfway through, he'd decided to do an ear.
Well that's it! I'm only inviting women back from now on and to hell with my ever growing reputation of being a bit of a lesbianist!
Coming Back With Front.
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Good grief, this thing is still here? Doesn't Blogger ever put it's rubbish
out for the binmen?
6 years ago
1 comment:
Every time a chum of mine goes he attempts to spell out the football team he supports, Watford, but he always runs out half way through. Good job he's not a Brighton and Hove Albion fan.
How about putting up one of those hilarious signs you sometimes see in the gents in pubs? Viz:
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
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