One good thing about being 'shit on the shoe of the working public' is that irregular eating has allowed me back into some of my old garnments.
As these things tend to have a knock-on effect, I'm hoping that this re-aquired ability will enable me to lure the eligable, millionaire bachelor who will be the answer to all my financial problems.
Well, a girl can dream, can't she?
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Luuuuuuurve the new profile pig, er, pic.
And everyone knows I lost my shirt on the stockmarket last week, so it can't be me you're talking about.
Not to worry, when programme producers finally see sense, I'm sure the offers of work will come flooding in, my dear.
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