Saturday, February 16, 2008

Sex Machine.

Second attempt at dispensing with all that 'bitch slapping, fight club' nonsense that appears to be underpinning the Thanet World of Blog at the moment...



A GUIDE TO SAFE INTERNET USE.






Hint 1. It's important to be able to tell just how much women differ from men.






Hint 2. Online relationships can only extend so far.






Hint 3. Some things seem quite colourful, but aren't really.






Hint 4. Some things actually are quite colourful.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good if slightly cryptic advice.

Lucy Mail said...

I wouldn't want to make it too easy or I could end up like some sort of agony aunt.