Considering myself to be an intelligent, discerning and astonishingly beautiful woman, it does beg the question of why I constantly end up with such appalling men!
I'm seriously starting to wonder if there's a decent one among you!
The latest idiot to, er, come my way, started off like all the others. Handsome, caring and the perfect gentleman who couldn't do enough to please me. This is it, I thought. Finally, the man of my dreams!
Now call me naive if you like, but I thought I was about to be treated like a real Princess when he offered to take me back to his place (for the first time) for a golden shower.
Imaging a bejeweled bathroom, decked out with precious metal fittings, I was somewhat disappointed to discover a grubby little bog with a tiny, dirty bath, where he wanted me to sit while he pissed all over me!
Well there's another one that now only has a 50% chance of siring children!
Maybe I should consider 'chasing the bean' after all?
Coming Back With Front.
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Good grief, this thing is still here? Doesn't Blogger ever put it's rubbish
out for the binmen?
6 years ago
4 comments:
Disgusting! I've been reading your blog for a few weeks now and can nothing worthy in at all, just filth.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
You'd should stick to being disgusted at porn sites. Your literary skills would probably be better suited to just looking at pictures, it seems to me.
Who should be ashamed of themselves?
I used to know quite a famous musician who got his kicks lying under glass coffee tables while ladies pooped on them, if that helps?
Finally, someone appreciating this this blog for what it's meant to be. Ta very much my dear anonymous of 1:46!
As for your musician friend, Richard, I'd heard the same story but that one involved a High Court Judge. Maybe, before all the Chinese whispers, it was actually the Prime Minister?
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