I thought I'd heard it all until last night, when I was approached in the pub by a scruffy looking chap who wondered if I'd like to star in a movie that he was making called 'Dick Van Dyke'.
Apparently, I was perfect for the role of the lesbian that gets cured on a road trip, in a VW camper, on my way from Eastbourne to Skegness.
Just for once, I was a little lost for words!
Upon enquiring, it transpires that this fella was going to be the 'doctor' that cures me.
And, of course, my fee would be entirely royalties.
I doubt that his own doctor will be as confident about curing him when he pays a visit this morning.
BTW, does anyone want to buy a pair of size 20 denim dungarees?
The Bull's Hit.
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After planning to spend the weekend by the sea in Ramsgate, and then
feeling like I'd spent the weekend in it, it would be so easy to blame the
council. Bu...
14 years ago
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Did he offer to sweep your chim-chimeney for you?
He did, just before I gave him something to cheroo on.
Is it true he's planning to film a sequel on Ramsgate beach called Gritty Clitty Gang Bang?
Off-topic. I got all the 'guess the country' things right (gold star for me). I feel a little dumb for not knowing where Copenhagen was the captial of, so just had to scroll through scandinavia till i hit the right one. Some were just rediculous though, eg Hung + a + ry. or S + pain.
Some of them may have been anagrams for obscure, South American countries.
Guess we'll never know!
You've not seen the directors cu t then?
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