Friday, July 07, 2006

Put A Little Smile On Their Faeces.

It seems reasonable to assume that this matter of dog poo littering the streets is not going to be resolved anytime soon.
Maybe it's about time that we started making the most of it by 'jazzing' the offending articles up a bit.

Perhaps we could...

A) Attach a smiley face stamp to a stick and cheer them up a bit.

B) Carry cans of spray paint around and make gold nuggets or rainbows of them.

C) Fire party poppers at them to give them a Christmassy feel.

D) Pop them in a paper bag, put them on an annoying neighbours door step, set fire to the bag, knock the door and run away.

It's either that or crack down on the owners and see how they like it!

1 comment:

SkinOfStars said...

there was a team of people who went round putting little flags in the barkers nests. if the name of the owner or dog was known then that would be written on the flag.