Shrek And Wail.

These silly little temper tantrums of Plain Rooney are really starting to grate on the nerves.
I can understand that he may have been a bit frustrated, after all, he'd not had much in the way of ball contact in the whole contest, however, kicking an opponent in both of his and, consequently, the entire England squad in all of theirs, didn't seem to be the way to do it!
It even brought a tear to poor old (and he is starting to look old) Becks' eye.

Still, what goes around comes around. With luck he'll suffer a bit of sacking, himself!