I bumped into Milkey Mike last night and it seemed to me like the wedding plans might be off!
Poor soul made the mistake of trying to ignore me, presumably in the hope that I would reciprocate.
In so far as I have any, that isn't my style!
Still, now that most of the clientele of Churchill's are aware of his erection problems, propensity for wearing female underware and possesion of an inflatable sheep, he'll maybe think twice about being rude in the future.
Men!
Coming Back With Front.
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Good grief, this thing is still here? Doesn't Blogger ever put it's rubbish
out for the binmen?
6 years ago
6 comments:
How about a hot roll in the morning then?
I feel so sad for you Lucy but I think the writing has been on the wall for some time (and I don't mean that stuff about you in the guy's toilets in Churchill's).
It's pretty obvious that Milkey Mike has been leaving his cream in Pandora's box for a while now. As a friend I should have taken you (aside) and given you the hard truth - it may have been difficult to take but believe me, it would have been worth it in the end - I just didn't want you to get hurt.
However, I'm sure there's plenty more fish in Ramsgate harbour (albeit, by what I hear from you, most of it dead or just too slimey).
Having fraternised, in the past, with other people who lead their lives hiding behind a computer, I'll have to put my hand on my heart (and maybe tweak my nipple a wee bit, as I don't like to pass up the opportunity) and say that it just doesn't work for me.
So I'm going to have to say, in the wise words of my old mate Hikuro, from Japan, "stick it innuendo!"
If you really feel like, erm, laying it on thick, you'll need to come and find me while I'm out and about.
I'm sure there are plenty of chaps who would like to meet you in the real world, Lucy, but we don't have much to go on, do we? Apart from 'short hair', 'often mistaken for a daughter of Sappho', 'may smell of bacon'.
Although you'd think the right tit hanging out would be a distinguishing feature. No, on second thoughts probably not round here.
Well I quite often talk to people about it, when I'm pissed. Law of averages states that I'll pick on a fellow blogger soon enough, or that one of my slurring victims will.
Until then, then!
Ouch...Point taken! Although the fact that I may have an Apple Mac pillow case and duvet cover doesn't mean I'm obsessed with my computer.
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